Easter!!

Buena Pasqua! Happy Easter.. Let the feaster begin! After preparing myself mentally and physically for this massive day of eating for a week, the day finally arrived! but to tell you the truth I must have over prepared! After the 4 courses I could still keep going! Apparently it was simpler and smaller than all the other years.. So when my aunty and I got home to make rice salad for the next day; the mountain climbing day, we ended up eating most of the ingredients! When the next day arrived I was dressed (spastically because of limited clothing) and ready for the big walk up this mountain! But alas! I was saved by my aunties boss' son who invited me to a picnic with all the "youngins" back home to change and off to the picnic/barbaque I went! hurrah! Luckily most of these kids spoke English as well as italian. So after a little too much wine we all became old chums and they taught me various things about Italian slang and culture. For example the drink chinoto means blowjob to them.. And if your glass is empty it must be refilled with an alcoholic beverage stat to avoid offense.. When I returned home to my aunty I fell asleep on the couch to her enjoyment and then proceeded to eat most of the chips in the house! Drunk Vanessa!